Saturday, May 19, 2007

The Real Windows Vista

Well, Microsucks has come out with its latest bloatware version. They call it Windows Vista. How about some more descriptive alternative names and descriptions, like...
Windows for Corporate Sheep
Windows Upgrade (of your computer required)
Windows Gates Wealth Enhancer
Windows Vista, an Even Bigger Dog
Windows Vista - the Ultimate Bloatware
Windows Vista Borgware
Windows Vista - More "Kewl" but Ultimately Useless Features
Yes, most of my suggestions above are pretty lame. Do you have any better ideas? Post them as comments to this post. I'll take the best ones and put them on this page itself, along with your site URL, if you wish.